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I'm Gonna Need a $#!%ton of Doggie Bags
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r2_d2
9-18-23
So what do you do for a living?
I work for Guinness.
And you still have to come to a bar?
No ... I work in the Records division. My job is to go around and verify whenever someone has cooked the world's largest instance of some food.
Ooooh! That sounds like fun!
Yeah, but eating leftovers 364 days a year is a bitch.
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