Hola. I am Juan, and I hear that your President Trump has just announced he is almost ready to take bids from those who wish to build the wall between our countries -
Ai Chiwawah-pick me! I don't think anything has been said yet on if the contract is limited to legal American companies-
Besides, I am known for my work. You may have seen some of my tunnels in the news for moving people and drugs. So, dear American viewer, ask President Trump to give me a chance.
