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Today Is A Very Special Day
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| Hey there, can you guess who's Birthday it is today? Huh, no? Go on, have a guess ... | |
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| Birthday? Don't you mean Christmas you stupid Godfucker | |
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What A Lazy Cunt. What Could Have Been More Imporant?
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| Aww come on, have another go. Anyone? No? It's me - It's my brithday. Have you got me a present? | |
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| Like fuck I have! I've been busy helping Santa Claus. | |
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Well It Was Obvious Wasn't It?
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| Dear Cunt. Please get your disgusting arse to Lapland to assist me in raping all my elves before lopping off their cocks to make childrens finger puppets. Santa. | |
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