Marvel Comics is Gonna Sue Me

Author: revolve

Date: April 4, 2004

by revolve
4-04-04
Hey Bean, did you know I've got super powers?
Is that so?
Yup. A canister of radioactive waste poured on me and granted me super powers!
What are they, exactly?
Being able to plant O.J. Simpson's bloody glove at will.
Jesus, even your POWERS are useless!