Avast!

Author: revolve

Date: June 16, 2004

by revolve
6-16-04
Yarr I be the scurvy sea dog Mitten Blackshoe, yarrr ye be handin me ye pieces o' eight, or else ye be keel-hauled. Avast!
...I'm just wondering which God I pissed off in a past life to be stuck with you.
I bet it was Odin.
...
What?
When you die, I will laugh for a week STRAIGHT.