Define "divine"

Author: revolve

Date: June 16, 2004

by revolve
6-16-04
Early one afternoon, on a regular day...
You know, on certain days of the month, carpets can talk in Esperanto.
Magically, an angel appears...with a sword.
You have committed your last crime against nature. Prepare for divine wrath!
Santa Claus?!
Five minutes later
Nigga, you need a bandaid!
My head hurts but I don't know why.