riffedguitarist  

Mr. Riff, based on your test results, I think you're going to have to get a rabies shot.

Wait, what? Why? How could I possibly have rabies?

Well, have you been bitten by a stray dog lately?

No, but I did play with a dog that had toothpaste in his mouth the other day. Does that count?

...I get paid no matter how I answer this question, right?

I thought he just forgot he was brushing his teeth!