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MARTHA SEEKS COUNSELING FROM HER MINISTER.
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| Reverend they put me here because I am a habitual traffic violator. Now my husband's dumping me. What am I to do? | |
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| Well that's unreasonable, Martha. Doesn't he know that the Lord frowns on dumping your spouse? Sounds like Satan has hold of Ronnie. | |
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THE MINISTER BECOMES IRATE.
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| He knows, Reverend. But he says I'm an unrepentant law breaker. And besides, he has another woman. | |
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| I knew it. I knew it. There's another woman involved. Yes, I knew it. Well, Ronnie will burn in the fires of hell. And I'll tell him so, Martha. Who is the other woman? Do you know? | |
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WHOA! THE MINISTER NOW HAS A CHANGE OF HEART, I MEAN SCRIPTURE.
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| Laura Bush! Wow! That does make a difference. The Lord will forgive Ronnie. After all he shouldn't be with a habitual criminal. It's unchristian. Man, I'm outta here. | |
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