Kuchi to base. The transporter is fucked again I'm stuck here in a bedroom with a half a car.
What the Hell.
Hold on Sir. Just a temporary delay. Will have you up where you belong shortly.
What do you mean up where I belong? Where's my wife and the rest of the car?
Here we are. Let's get this over with.
If there is gonna be any anal probing I demand that my my wife receives it too. I've been trying for thirty years and she still won't let me back there.
