They called me into HR before I left work this morning. They had me evaluate my trainig and job satisfaction so far.
I decided to suck up and gave them all 4 out of 5 stars. She wasn't satisfied said they strive for fives. Said they had a prize for me if I would change my answers.
So I switched it to all fives and they gave me a stupid work t-shirt. I think I'm gonna break one of the machines tonight.