Hey Man. Haven't seen you for months. What have you been up too.
Not much. I need your advice about something.
You've come to the right guy. What you got?
There's this girl, I think I might really like her. I'm tempted to text her about what a good time I had this weekend, instead of waiting for her to text me.
Yep. Great idea. That's exactly what I would do.
God, I knew I was screwing up. Thanks for being there, Man.
