The big Easter dinner that had Dez meeting my family for the first time came and went.
Dez, still really angry at me was super nice to my family while at the same time virtually ignoring me.
My family, super impressed that I was dating a girl that not only looked good but could carry on a conversation, regaled her with the most embarrassing tales of my life they could come up with.
I excused myself three times to use the bathroom, which luckily was right by the bar. The tequila shots made it almost bearable.