All comics by sadchild

 

Understanding Women by sadchild 11-14-01
understanding women she is so hot, i love her he is so lame, i hate him	i should ask her out dear god, i hope he doesn't ask me out	will you go out with me? sure why not

 

Not so sneaky by sadchild 11-14-01
i bet he forgot to take out the trash, should i mention it or wait? honey! you're, um, home already ... how wonderful ...	maybe he'll just be honest and admit it i have to go down to the ... um, basement for a second	on second thought ... boy it's windy outside

 

The root of the "mid-life crisis" by sadchild 11-15-01
Why married men have a mid-life crisis could i hang with my buddies on monday? no, we're visiting my parents	how about tuesday, wednesday, thursday? tuesday you're helping me shop for shoes, wednesday we're building a closet for my clothes, and thursday we're going to the opera	maybe friday? i wanted to spend quality time with you on friday! you never want to spend any time with me! *sob*

 

The fine harmony of finance and marraige by sadchild 11-15-01
hi honey .... i just deposited my check good, i just spent the last 50 dollars of your last one	i also signed my inheritance and trust fund over to you today ooh, i love it when you talk money, put your hands down my pants ... how's it feel baby?	old .... very old that's it, i'm divorcing you ... get out of your, i mean, MY house

 

The fine harmony of finance and marriage by sadchild 11-15-01
hi honey .... i just deposited my check good, i just spent the last 50 dollars of your last one	i also signed my inheritance and trust fund over to you today ooh, i love it when you talk money, put your hands down my pants ... how's it feel baby?	old .... very old that's it, i'm divorcing you ... get out of your, i mean, MY house

 

Management keeping it in the family by sadchild 11-15-01
Following in dad's footsteps now son, as my new assistant, i want to make sure you understand everything i've been teaching you for years yes dad, i know the three laws of management by heart ... one, always pretend to agree with IT, but then contradict them in public	you forgot to shoot down all of their proposals that might take spending ability away from us! ooo, that's right! um ... number two, blame IT whenever a job doesn't go out	you forgot the most important part, get IT involved in meaningless tasks on the computers FIRST, THEN blame them when the job doesn't go out oh yeah! right, right, um .. and number 3, always swallow when under someone's desk

 

Poetry Reading by sadchild 11-16-01
A poem entitled "Be Strong O Lady of Weak Will" A man calls from outer space on a sponge cake frequency virtual cell phone jacked into my brain-wave ocean wanting my company, my soul, my inner-self.... poets .... oy vey ...	But I can't go back ... I need my space ... Dare I fall endlessly into the void of loneliness?? ... for my own good, I must withdraw ... I must be strong ... I reject!! ... I deny!! i think i actually understand ... she's declaring independence from relationships	Then he asks me to move in and i say yes ... giggle *sigh*

 

New Health Plan by sadchild 11-16-01
New Health Plan i'm feeling a bit emaciated and i have a constant migraine headache i'm sorry that's not covered on your new health plan	hmmm .... well i also feel dizzy all day and haven't eaten for weeks that's not covered where you work either, any other illnesses i can ignore?	well, i am suffering from SWC aah ... you're the 10th this week ... right this way please

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