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Following in dad's footsteps
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| now son, as my new assistant, i want to make sure you understand everything i've been teaching you for years | |
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| yes dad, i know the three laws of management by heart ... one, always pretend to agree with IT, but then contradict them in public | |
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| you forgot to shoot down all of their proposals that might take spending ability away from us! | |
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| ooo, that's right! um ... number two, blame IT whenever a job doesn't go out | |
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| you forgot the most important part, get IT involved in meaningless tasks on the computers FIRST, THEN blame them when the job doesn't go out | |
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| oh yeah! right, right, um .. and number 3, always swallow when under someone's desk | |
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