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well, let's see. i'm on the internet, so i must not be all together that intelligent, right? i'll be using this medium to pass on my views to the masses, to insult, to confuse...basically, whatever the hell i feel like. i'll try not to be *too* extreme in the above things, hopefully the easily offended *******s won't be too offended. but i'll take it as a compliment if they are. please be reminded that i am brand spanking new here, and am still getting my legs under me. there will be more, and better comics in the future. that is all.
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by satansdik
Hey! What the **** are you doing here?? This is MY birthday, fatso!
Uhhh...actually, this is Christmas. You know, presents, good cheer and all that?
Yeah, I know...My Birthday is on CHRISTmas. The whole ****ing day is named after me! That's why it's called CHRISTmas...jeeze...
"Your birthday"? The cult you lead with your father stole this holiday from a pagan religion and fooled everyone into thinking that with the story you had one of your patsies write...
*crying noises* It's not true!...It's not true...*sobbing*
And that book really sucked ass too...Ho Ho Ho!
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