Checkmate! Knight Airlines

Author: seanator

Date: December 11, 2008

by seanator
12-11-08
One fine day at LAX...
Welcome to Knight Airlines, we'll be your shining armor.
Yes, well... I'd like a ticket to Salt Lake City, Utah please. nonstop.
I'm sorry, we have one with a layover in phoenix
You don't fly nonstop there?
We can't, its against the rules.