The importance of guns for protection, pt.1

Author: seanator

Date: April 28, 2009

by seanator
4-28-09
One fine day...
Hey asshole, give me all of your valuables! I'm going to rob you blind and rape your wife!
Hold on a sec.
You arent in charge here.
Well can I at least go to my room real quick and get my gun? That's why I have it here.
Well.... HURRY IT UP!
Hey I forgot where I hid my ammunition lockbox key, could you check the couch real quick? I'll go check the car.