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| Did you fucking hear??? The president is probably going to outlaw double-sided dildos! | |
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| FUCK! We need to stock up on them before it's too late! | |
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| In other news, the price of double-sided dildos has skyrocketed due to high demand up to 300%! | |
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| A national shortage is expected... | |
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| SHIT! HE'S DOING IT ALREADY! | |
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