The worst vampire in the world

Author: seanator

Date: May 31, 2009

by seanator
5-31-09
One fine day...
You are the worst vampire ever Count Von Rob. Vampires drink blood, not Fresca. And you can't even turn into a bat!
I can turn into a crab.
Yeah, a hermit crab.
The shell protects me from the sun.
It won't save you from garlic bread.