You could totally adapt this into your standup. Get the audience to say Interrupting snail who, and then just stand there patiently.
posted Oct 21st, 2009 ( permalink )
Oh, open with this on your HBO special, call the snail (who's parking the car), and tell him to get his ass in here. At the end of the set, a giant snail (yay, budget) comes slowly on stage. Roll credits!
posted Feb 15th, 2010 ( permalink )