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| I can't wait to be physically unable to overeat. | |
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| What are you in here for? I'm getting my butthole steel plated so I can eat Taco Bell again. | |
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| Had one of those last week, I'm just widening my urethra so I don't splatter when I pee with a boner. | |
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