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| Rick, you get all the ladies, what's wrong with me? | |
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| Nothing dude! You're a great guy, I'm sure you'll get a hottie! | |
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| Yeah, but you get scores of smoking hot women. How? | |
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| Easy, just turn into a douche bag. The hotties wait in line for douche bags. | |
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| Yeah, but why? Why do I need to become a douche bag just to connect with another human being? | |
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| It's hot chicks, they all just have really stinky vaginas. | |
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