Why me? Why do I have to go? Can't you find someone else right now? I have important work left to do. Lives to muck with, coffers to deplete, children to steal, cookies to bake...
Did you say "cookies to bake"?
Yes indeed I did Mr. Reaper, sir.
Whoa Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
I'm sorry Mr. Reaper, sir. Did I say something funny?