You're in 'LYING 101', and I'm going to be your instructor.
'LYING 101'? Is this a dream? Tell me it's a dream.
But that would be a lie.
C'mon now! Don't be like that!!!
Okay, if there wasn't any possibility of you not being in other than a good dream, then right now wouldn't necessarily (unless the opposite was true), be other than a bad dream.
