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by silent_fart
5-11-16
Captain 'FIX AMERICA' reporting for duty ma'am.
For God's sake!!! How many times do I have to tell you??? Get out of that outfit and cook me some breakfast!!!
Where the hell did you go anyway? How can you fix America if you can't fix breakfast?
Very clever use of words mom, especially when considering you're a mute hillbilly! Be there in a minute, just folding my uniform.
You ever sass me like that again and I'll...
Eggs and tofu bacon comin' right up!
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