INSIDE THE BRAINS OF SHILLINGO! pt.1

Author: silent_fart

Date: November 28, 2016

by silent_fart
11-28-16
Let's see what KRUMB is saying in 'global chat'.
KRUMB: "Shillingo is a bunch of STINKING ASSHOLES!!!"
Listen Chen, you may not be a 'stinking asshole', but you are a worthless pile of shit! Therefore you necessarily have a...
I see where you're going sir, but what if one was to wash their stinking asshole every day?
Hmmm... I am humbled by your insightful question. I will confer with our CEO this evening on this most significant of matters.
I would like to add that "washing" includes the use of a soapy finger (or two), up your patootie with multiple rapid 'in and out' motions... *ahem...*, for the best cleansing.