All comics by sjwieczorkow

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-15-11
Aj??
Who? Where?
!
More like GAY J

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-16-11
I have been hearing GREAT things about our new Music-Therapy professor.
Like, Whatever
Professor Chaz?! Where are you going? Was it something I said?
Professor Chaz was caught Mid "Practicum" with the new guy in the broom closet, wasn't he?
Yes, I walked in on them by mistake. I was looking for the flugelhorn practice room.

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-16-11
Ayyy Jaaayy! Stop pointing that at Meeee!!!
YuUULLGG!!!!!
You have monopolized mother's attention for long enough!

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-16-11
Man, are you alright?! What happened?
I am airforce pilot Sigfried fJordson. Second division. My navigator suddenly had a blinking fit and caused us to crash.
Who in the hell IS this guy?
They call him MEATBOX. In his blinking fit he began scratching at the back of my helmet and yelling things about a "Boomer" and "Sid". Asking why did they have to die and all sorts of crazy shit.

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-16-11
Up Up and AWAY!
Up Up and AWAY!
Daaaadd! It's not WORKING.
Don't disappoint daddy.

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-16-11
That's right Scottie, do it, do it CLEAN!
Dawn?
You see her embracing that boy. You do not LIKE IT. Scottie, ACT. ACT NOW!
DAWN! That doesn't look like pretend!
Bzzz

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-16-11
Scooter, God wants better for you. Stop treating your body like an amusement park. Drugs, women, RESIST THE EVIL!
You will show me the respect.
Look around. You are living in squaller! You have let your demons take over.
#%&$%#
*Bah* Guess I am off to enjoy a DQ dessert all by lonesome!
Scooter Pies? Outtatheway Shlum!

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-16-11
The approach
Dude, thanks for breakfast in bed this morning.
If you tell anybody about us, I will have you castrated.
The exchange
Your comforter is so comfy, I thought I'd never make it in to work.
This is me walking away; it was a one time thing, I was drunk.
The farce
Oh...I thought you were somebody else.
Uggh...yeah, me too. Oh, Heavens to Betsy!!

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-17-11
And Matt and Tiff; and 2 and 3, and Matt and Tiff; and 3 and 4...
Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
Matt?
Tiff, am I still the only navigator in your cockpit of love? My instruments never lie, and you've been acting kind of strange lately.
That is nice, but I must get back to excercising. An officers wife must keep FIT!

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-23-11
Daaave!! I want a riiiiiide!!
Indeed
Not that kind! DAAAVE!!
Num Nums?

 

by sjwieczorkow
4-08-11
UgG Gulp! gMmm...
My new SEGA Master System will NOT make me late for tit band practice again. Today I prove myself to the Drum Major.
MILK. GulpG!
I'll show 'em with my new Neil Peart nylon tipped sticks I got from mom.
A. JAAAYAYYY!!! Yulg YULG! Eeiiiiii YULG We are out of MILK! UgG.
...

 

by sjwieczorkow
4-12-11
The Flop
The Turn
... Ugh UGh,, AJ Likes!
And Release!
Oh, professor!
May I play your tamblas?

 

by sjwieczorkow
4-14-11
The approach
Jessie. Come on! Just a quickie.
Damon...get real. I gotta finish my shift on time today and quick drive to UW-L
The confirmation
Be straight with me...you've been seeing somebody else, haven't you?
Yes. With my new guru. Assistant professor Andrew Knight. Music Therapy.
The SWITCHEROO!
I knew I'd eventually get you to cave. I caught you two mid-practicum after hours in the quad last week!
His instrument is finely tuned. I have experienced him in this very lavatory!

 

by sjwieczorkow
4-22-11
It does not please me that you caused us to crash the MIG.
Yulg. YULG!!!!!!!! I know I should have let you eject first!
Ayyy JAAAAAY!!!! My navigational skills have failed you. I really panicked up there. YULG YULGGG!!!
A scissor kick is the appropriate treatment for his ineptitude.
AAYY JAAY! Please do not be considering the scissor kick retribution! YULG!

 

by sjwieczorkow
4-29-11
Slam
Motherfucking sonuvabitch. I am stuck in the door.
Who did this?
A fight?
Professor emeritus Andrew Knight Phd of Music therapy.
...
The Medina!
Better keep your balls covered. I can still smell him around.
Will he deliver scissor kick retribution?

 

by sjwieczorkow
4-29-11
Greetings!
How was work today AJ Bear?
What the fuck is this shit for dinner?
A Tense moment
Vegetarian Meatloaf!
YOU are out of practicum! Fix me a flank steak before I drown your cats in the utility tub.
Release!
Oh how I do adore the provider of my darling family!
#*&%^

 

by sjwieczorkow
6-03-11
Shouldn't have gone...
I am Tiff. I am Tiff!
Just wait 'til I get tenure.
to visit Joey
Andrew! You drive too fast like your MOTHER! and no TAILGATING! Now look who you've upset!.

 

by sjwieczorkow
6-22-11
You have reached the Knights, please leave a message. BEEP!
Professor Emeritus... this is Kaitilin. Your lecture today was the bees knees. You really know how to handle those mallets. How 'bout I stop by for a PRIVATE session?
BEEP
AJAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!

 

by sjwieczorkow
6-28-11
My gaydar is broken

 

by sjwieczorkow
7-22-11
Lukewarm
That's right baby Malina. Take it upon yourself! Imbibe in the sweet soy nectar.
chirp! Chirp! Twee!!
Grits
Daddy loves Malina. Daddy is the provider and the nurturer!
caww! Caww!!
Pull oxen, PULL!
Jess must be sneaking meat into our meatless meatballs again! Discipline shall be harsh, yet fair.
Coo Coo Coo!

 

by sjwieczorkow
8-17-11
Adonis
Professor Andrew sure is good lookin'
True Blue
Such a MASSIVE frame and a runner's build to boot
Oh, Professor!!
I'll never forget the day he revealed his freshly shorn pleasure dome!
**hey girls, notice anything different?**

 

by sjwieczorkow
9-02-11
As a Teen Lutheran
I am Tandy, better than a Compaq.
My name is Andrew. I am the keeper of .gifs.
Download more. Download MORE! There is more smut to be extracted from the web. Make haste!
With pleasure!
As a married Emeritus
Andrew! No more looking at pictures of Ribeyes on the family computer!!
What has occured?

 

Final Exams for prospective University of North Dakota Music Therapy graduates.
Professor Knight, did I do good?
Mary, you certainly chose a brisk cadence!
by sjwieczorkow, 9-07-11

 

by sjwieczorkow
9-07-11
Malina. Over here honey.
Malina. Over HERE!
Andrew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by sjwieczorkow
9-08-11
Hello class. The Professor Emeritus Andrew Knight PhD of Music Therapy is out sick.
There is a DVD treat planned for you today due to his absence. There WILL be a quiz afterwards so pay attention.
Please God, NO!
Not Mr.Holland's Opus again. FOR CHRISSAKES!

 

ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by sjwieczorkow, 9-28-11

 

So, it is Andrew who gives life?
Yes, he is inside all of us.
by sjwieczorkow, 9-29-11

 

by sjwieczorkow
10-11-11
Distinguished Professor! Junior has been acting out again. Yesterday I caught him skinning a live squirrel!
I am having him fashion lute strings out of rodent entrails.
That is your therapy for child hyperactivity?!
Isn't my daughter lovely? Her name is Miriam. My wife and I are forcing a vegetarian diet upon her. Health implications be damned.

 

by sjwieczorkow
11-03-11
Andrew
That melody. So familiar.
♪♫♪♫♫
Bridges
He hath done it!Moreover, with a simple refrain played on his wife's old high school marimba set.
♪♫♪♫♫♫
The Gap!
Glory be!
In His name!

 

by sjwieczorkow
11-04-11
¿Ä↔↑τMirium?
Mirium. Honey, there is nothing there.
Æ▼#♪◄?
AJAAAY!!!

 

by sjwieczorkow
12-07-11
Where is Andrew Knight?
He is inside of our hearts.
AND inside of our minds.

 

by sjwieczorkow
12-20-11
Trust in Him
Trust in Andrew

 

by sjwieczorkow
12-20-11
"Create new life"
An-DREW! Where are Miriam's soy chips?! I will NOT participate in mass from the CRYING ROOM!!
Well, better get to work!

 

An-DREW I want them off our lawn!
Hmm, what do I tell 'em this year?
by sjwieczorkow, 12-21-11

 

by sjwieczorkow
1-05-12
Will he or won't he?
Will he or won't he what?
Give me credence

 

Every weekend for the past 3 months
emeritize. medinaize.matt k rehab! what's what around here anyhow?!!! miriam, u stop that. an-DREW hands to yourself!!!!
by sjwieczorkow, 1-11-12

 

by sjwieczorkow
1-17-12
Andrew Knight is a father and a provider
He is also a healer
Trust in Him
Trust in Andrew

 

by sjwieczorkow
1-18-12
♫♪♫♫ I'm going to Wichita ♪♪♫♪
♪♪♫♪ A Seven Nation Andrew couldn't hold me back! ♫♫♪
!!
Dude, now those are some gutsy lyrics

 

by sjwieczorkow
1-24-12
But Jess, it's never too late to create!
@#%!~
I can't believe Andrew had the nerve to come back from tutoring that blonde co-ed and think I didn't notice the red all over his lips!
5 Minutes Later
Have you been eating meat?

 

by sjwieczorkow
1-26-12
Well, off to campus.
AGAIN?! He just got back home!
Can't wait to show Svetlana my finely tuned rhythm instrument!
Since when do someone elses rudiments take precedence over this family? Since when do someone elses RUDIMENTS take precedence over this FAMILY?!!
Is it that...Is it that new girl? Is it that Trish from the drum circle? Oh you! Oh YOU!!!

 

The result of Williard surprising the Professor while "hard" at work.
Get her OUT from under that desk!
Only if you put down that large tuning fork!
by sjwieczorkow, 2-02-12

 

by sjwieczorkow
2-24-12
Shit! I am gonna be late! Emeritus Professor Andrew Knight of Musical Therapy is about to reveal the meaning of existance.
Man oh Man. I better get a move on! I've waited 300 years for this.
Same Agenda!~
Hey, what are YOU doin' here?
I've come to absorb the Holy teachings of the Ultimate Healer. Andrew.

 

I am Emeritus
An-DREW, stop playing Phantasy Star on your SEGA!!
by sjwieczorkow, 2-29-12

 

by sjwieczorkow
2-29-12
Andrew Knight does not believe in me
To live, is to sleep. To trust in Andrew, is to be awakened.
Hey, where did you go? Please come back!

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-14-12
Trust in Andrew and you will be richly rewarded!
He is inside all of us?
He is the light that guides me!
Hmm

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-14-12
FAAARRT!! BLurP!
dude, it is gross in here. How do you manage?
Anything is possible when you believe in the healing powers of Andrew Knight.
Geeziz!

 

by sjwieczorkow
3-22-12
Professor Andrew Knight carries the torch.
So that others may see.

 

by sjwieczorkow
5-09-12
♪♪♫ Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot ♫♪♫
♫♪♫ Thanks for computer helpers ♫♪♪
Thanks a lot for Andrew KNIGHT!
He is a teaser AND a pleaser!

 

Is It True?
Get it reversed!
The professor got a WHAT?!!!
by sjwieczorkow, 5-09-12

 

by sjwieczorkow
5-10-12
When does a mixtape cease to be simply a mixtape?
Argh! I give up.
Granted
When it has been staunchly fashioned by a board certified musical therapist?

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