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| Distinguished Professor! Junior has been acting out again. Yesterday I caught him skinning a live squirrel! | |
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| I am having him fashion lute strings out of rodent entrails. | |
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| That is your therapy for child hyperactivity?! | |
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| Isn't my daughter lovely? Her name is Miriam. My wife and I are forcing a vegetarian diet upon her. Health implications be damned. | |
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