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"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
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| It's midnight in the Robot Factory. | |
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| All right, this is my tie-breaker question to see which one of you really knows "2-WH0REs"... We all know he plans to name his son Jim (after his Dad) but What will the boy's middle name be? | |
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| James Donald, after that testy testosterone-pumping armchair general, our torture-loving defense secretary, Donald "Old Shovellin' Guts" Rumsfeld... | |
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| Duh! Then he'd be Jim Donald Donaldson! I don't THINK so! The boy will be named James Justin, after Shane's pal "Old Sharp 'n Queer" | |
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| Jameson Ulysses, after Jenna Jameson (his favorite pornstar) & President Ulysses S. Grant: "Old Fifty-Dollar Bill Boy" | |
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| James EggSalad Donaldson. After a specialty of the Village Diner... | |
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