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"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
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| What physical characteristic of humans do you find most repulsive? | |
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| Their mouths are on their faces. They have to shove their food right into their heads, not like us green sea-monkeys... Our mouths are conveniently located in our crotches. | |
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| It's disturbing how humans have to look at each other's ugly faces while mating. We of the peaceful blue water planet prefer a leisurely 69 position... | |
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| Yes-- but the human who said "You Don't Fuck the Face" hadn't met "Old Two-Whores"!! To see him in action porking a bitch's chops you'd swear he was a true-born Green Sea Monkey! | |
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"If the eye could see the demons that people the universe, existence would be impossible." --TALMUD,Berakhot, 6
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| Who gave Shane more hummers: Alison or Devin? | |
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| I can't answer that... I can tell you who'd swallow more loads. | |
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