Unfortunately, this is only the beginning...

Author: slartyvsdesk

Date: March 3, 2006

by slartyvsdesk
3-03-06
Who the heck are you?
I'm Slartucker. Nice to see you too, Aran. I'm here today to teach you about the facts of life. You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, like Nikki and Nicothodes do...
You're not funny. Um, why am I a mailman? And why am I holding this letter up in the air like I'm some kind of retarded poser model?
I find it's best not to question these things.
This strip sucks. Why can't you just do stick figures?
Think of this as the Avernum 4 of comic strips.