somnambulist

email : pm : info

When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

(hide profiles)

Steve & Squirrel #50: No, That's OK ... You Can Keep It

by somnambulist
1-26-06

Bad.


	{ plopping noises and foul odor from the adjacent stall }


	Aw, man... there's only four squares of toilet paper left.

Worse.


	Whoa! Powerdump! Hey man, when you're done, can you toss me the toilet paper? There's none left over in this stall.


	Quick, lift your feet in the air and ignore him! There's precision wiping to attend to here!

Downright terrifying.


	I know you're in there. C'mon, send it over. I'll give it all back when I finish!


	Calm blue ocean... Calm blue ocean... Calm blue ocean... Argh! Dammit! Now I have to pee, too.

twitter :

facebook