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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #51: The Worst (Un)Laid Plans

by somnambulist
1-27-06

Bad.


	*I had been counting the months since my last remotely meaningful serious relationship and the last time I got laid... but now I can actually measure the time in years.*


	On the plus side, you're still really good at math. That ought to be a big hit with the ladies.

Worse.


	Looking back, even the sex I did have wasn't terribly satisfying for me, and virtually every romantic pursuit I've ever had has turned into an epic fucking calamity.


	Maybe you should apply to FEMA. You sound overqualified for Michael Brown's job.

Sigh.


	Well, OK, the girl who gave my my first blow job was awesome at it. But then nobody could measure up to the impossibly high standard that she ended up setting!


	OK, here's what to do: bet any girl who will take the bait $1,000 that she can't make you orgasm in 15 minutes. Free sex, free money, and stories to tell the grandchildren! What more could you want?

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