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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #106: I Lost My Gold-Plated Ticket

by somnambulist
4-27-06


	These gas prices are killing me. I'm stuck working 9-5 and have to go 35 miles each way in rush hour traffic, but I can't afford to live closer, either.


	How come you don't just move in with Allison?


	Alas, I am unable to transport my real self into this virtual reality paradise.


	Bummer. I was hoping that maybe you'd end up going all Jennifer Jason Leigh on her.


	Nah... I'm neither homicidal nor female. Plus I'm way too lazy to go buy a whole new wardrobe that will just end up making my ass look big.


	Actually, come to think of it, with your luck, it'd probably just end up playing out more like "Misery," anyway.

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