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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #107: Win My Dad's Viagra

by somnambulist
4-30-06


	Pretty, smart, and you play golf? You'd better tell your boyfriend to watch out for my son!


	I'll... uh... be right back in a minute with your drinks.


	Dad, it's awkward enough to hit on waitstaff when one of your parents isn't trying to do it for you. Besides, her boyfriend is the cook here, and I don't want a case of food poisoning.


	Well, it's not like you're doing so well on your own.


	*And you giving her a creepy old-man hug helps me how, exactly? Come to think of it, has there ever been a girl I've liked whose boobs you didn't* eventually ogle?**


	*Umm... does when you were 7 and liked to play Ms. Pac-Man* count?**

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