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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #108: Interview for a New Boss

by somnambulist
5-04-06

Interview #1


	I can tell you're really talented. My plan would be to leverage those skills to help us fulfill our mission.


	Does he want me to do all of his work for him, or is he actually going to let me go ahead and finally just fucking do something?

Interview #2


	I'm a tool, I'm a tool, I'm a tooly tooly tooly fucking tool.


	So I was hired for my experience in financial systems, but you want me to manage $1 million & 300 departments using QuickBooks?

Interview #3


	Oh, the VP? Yeah, we just talked smack about you the whole time. Nah, I'm kidding. We should try and automate stuff and avoid duplicating work and effort.


	At least he's better than the last guy. Plus, he's kind of fat, so if I want to leave here by 5 PM, I can probably just outrun him...

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