somnambulist  

The president of the student body gave a speech that condemned "beer gardens" as "too reminiscent of segregation." Now, normally I'm not Mr. Sensitivity about this stuff, but...

Christ almighty! What the hell were they thinking?

Well, given that one of the deans and my boss are both black - and help set the policy! - my guess is that no matter what it was, they sure weren't thinking very hard.

And she didn't get any sort of official reprimand for not being all politically correct on a hyper- liberal campus?

Nope! But, maybe I could send an anonymous letter to the school paper comparing the Democrats' tax policies to the Holocaust?

I know you wouldn't really do that, but you're forgetting the audience. You'd have to call George W. Bush a Nazi rapist before they'd pay any attention.