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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #185: The Carpenter's Revenge

by somnambulist
1-06-07


	So I finally went out with that girl I met the other night.


	How'd that end up turning out?


	My fly was down. She pointed it out to me... I tried to save it by telling her I thought she would be curious if the carpet matched the drapes.


	Well, at least you didn't call it a scratching post. So what happened?


	She said "I bet they do," so I replied, "Good guess, but I just had hardwood floors installed!"


	Damn it, now I don't know whether I should tell you I really didn't need to know that, or ask if she actually liked it.

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