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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #194: The Best Laid Plans

by somnambulist
3-10-07


	I broke down and bought myself a few Powerball tickets tonight.


	You did major in math, right? You have better odds of getting struck by lightning than you do of winning. Especially since you golf so much.


	*Yeah, but what if I have the ability to manipulate space and time on the quantum level by making the same "poo face" that the Japanese guy does on Heroes?*


	I doubt it, but if it's true, maybe you will get to have sex with Black God like Sarah Silverman?

Meanwhile, inside my own head...


	Perhaps if God is a woman, she'll make me win the jackpot so Allison's suggestion in panel 2 never transpires!


	Either I become a multi-millionaire, or, worst-case scenario, I lose and make a comic about my torrid love affair with God.

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