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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #195: The Best Laid Plans II

by somnambulist
3-11-07


	Dammit, it's got to be around here somewhere...


	Can I help you with something?


	*Yeah, I was looking for my Powerball winnings. I figured God wasn't going to be keen on having sex with me, so I'm a bit... perplexed* as to why I didn't win.**


	Well, for starters, that's not the way divine intervention works. Plus, I have a thing for pale, undersexed nerds.


	How about if you make it so I win the next jackpot, we can be friends... with benefits?


	I'll have to think on it. After all, you'd look pretty silly impregnated with my kid before the Second Coming.

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