somnambulist

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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.

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Steve & Squirrel #196: The Best Laid Plans III

by somnambulist
3-11-07


	Wait a minute. If you're a woman, what was the deal with the whole Virgin Mary thing?


	You'd be amazed what's possible with just a toy chemistry set. Oh, and omnipotence. That helped too.


	*Omni-potence, I see. Hey, could you do me a favor and inseminate my kid sister with some sort of interstellar space octopus?*


	Well, I was going to bring peace to the Middle East, but what the hell, that sounds like fun too.


	Somehow I doubt even your powers extend that far.


	Yeah, you got me. Sometimes I just like to fuck with people. Haven't you ever read all those old Bible stories?

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