Steve & Squirrel #224: Necromancing the Continuity, Part 1

Author: somnambulist

Date: February 2, 2009

by somnambulist
2-02-09
Different Teresa. She's Canadian, eh?
So did you finally ask out that girl from bowling?
No, she talked to me for about forty seconds. Then she became transfixed on a sleazy jackass with the I.Q. of a baked potato.
Ouch, sorry. What about the other one you met in the fall? Any luck there?
She hooked up with a guy at a holiday party a day before I called her back. He dumped his dying girlfriend for her, and now they're living together!
I take it that your notoriously bad luck with women is why Katrina had to quit consulting you on these matters?
Yeah, pretty much. But maybe there's hope, because in Soviet Canada, everything will be the opposite!