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When I'm bored, I make comics. Occasionally, they're even funny. How about that! If you are in the mood for an archive binge, I suggest starting around comic #50 (or #30 if you stick to the recurring theme items like "Songs In 3 Panels"); the first #1-29 are mostly exposition, bad puns, and me futzing around with the interface.
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by somnambulist
7-19-11
*http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ somnambulist/525175
How is ****ing a stripper* like the movie Inception? And how did you meet her? You don't do strip clubs.
She was just plain weird in bed. And I met her at a bar. For a while, she said she was a physical the******.
I guess that could be considered a form of "physical" therapy! So what was so strange about her sexual proclivities?
She hates foreplay, wants all the lights on, kept talking about a YouTube video she'd seen, and wanted to just stare at my **** for 5 minutes first.
**This actually happened... complete with her making bouncy sound effects.
That sounds like she... wasn't all that into it.
Well, I left out the part where she was on top and decided to bounce like Tigger** from Winnie the Pooh..
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