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*http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ somnambulist/525175
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| How is fucking a stripper* like the movie Inception? And how did you meet her? You don't do strip clubs. | |
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| She was just plain weird in bed. And I met her at a bar. For a while, she said she was a physical therapist. | |
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| I guess that could be considered a form of "physical" therapy! So what was so strange about her sexual proclivities? | |
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| She hates foreplay, wants all the lights on, kept talking about a YouTube video she'd seen, and wanted to just stare at my cock for 5 minutes first. | |
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**This actually happened... complete with her making bouncy sound effects.
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| That sounds like she... wasn't all that into it. | |
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| Well, I left out the part where she was on top and decided to bounce like Tigger** from Winnie the Pooh.. | |
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