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| "Ere Gaz, where do you think dogs go when they die?" "Err...dog heaven?" (Audience goes crazy with canned laughter.) | |
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*-I'm not illiterate, it really is spelt Ralf rather than Ralph.
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| Well Ralf* it's not that I don't think you're funny. I love what you've done with Two Pints, really I do. | |
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| Thanks! I also did Royle Family. | |
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| Err...yes. Anyway, I'm sorry, but I've found someone else. He's a bit like you, only he's American, genuinely funny, and his sitcom doesn't have to resort to cheap cracks about masurbation to be funny | |
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| Well, damn, I can't compete with that. Who is this guy? | |
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