Why I Hate People Who Live In New England

Author: stormcloud

Date: February 6, 2001

by stormcloud
2-06-01
Oh God! No! No! The End Is Nigh! God save us all!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Haven't you heard? Don't you listen to the news? Have you been under a rock! I have to get to the store!
Again, numb nuts, what the fuck are you talking about?
It's gonna snow! That never happens in New England! I have to go to the store! The News said there might be a shortage on liver oil! I have to stock up!
Hold still. This will hurt. A lot.