A NEW POLICY EXPLAINED!!!

Author: suicidalrat

Date: December 28, 2005

by suicidalrat
12-28-05
HELLO! AND WELCOME TO A NEW COMPANY POLICY EXPLAINED!!!!!
Hello! Today we're going to talk about Employee Engagement! Does anyone know what that is?
Sexual intercourse with hot team members?
VP of HR, Marla Dunkendales, explains to Hank.....
No silly!! It's about having truely committed team members working hard in a job they like!!!!
Wha? There's such folks????
I think Hank gets the idea!!!
yes! But not at this company!
That would explain why I hadn't met any of them!