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by technoatheist
2-01-01
Last night I dreamed I worked for a secret organization that fought against evil aliens.
They were trying to destroy civilization with evil pastry items.
Granted, I was just an accountant, but we got the left over Donuts of Despair every friday morning.

 

by technoatheist
2-01-01
I always wanted to be a DJ.
So I got a bunch of parts from Fry's and set up my own Pirate AM Radio Station
Unfortunately, parrots only receive FM.

 

by technoatheist
2-01-01
It seemed like a good idea. I could use the company vehicle after hours and on weekends to sell ice cream to the kids.
I'd drive all over town, ringing the bells hoping to see the kids line up on the curb.
I even put those happy cartoon stickers all over the sides of the hearse.

 

by technoatheist
2-02-01
Due to an ancient family curse, every full moon I turn into a werehamster.
I can take having to cover my room in wood chips and kibble every month or so...
...but waking up surrounded by bits of duct-tape is a little distrubing

 

by technoatheist
2-02-01
My cat was getting kinda fat and lazy.
So I got one of those laser things for him to play with.
Next time, I'm turning it down to "stun".

 

by technoatheist
2-05-01
I don't think my interview went too well.
They asked me what position I had at my last place of employment.
I said "fetal".

 

by technoatheist
3-04-01
I've spent most of my life studying the black arts.
It is well within my powers to call upon the ancient forces of creation and descruction to do my bidding.
But mostly I just use it to whip up cheese sandwiches

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