technoatheist

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I'm faster than a speeding building and can leap tall bullets in a single bound, but more importantly I've got two Turing tables and some microcode.

I scream, you scream, he just lies there and holds the cones

by technoatheist
2-02-01


	It seemed like a good idea. I could use the company vehicle after hours and on weekends to sell ice cream to the kids.


	I'd drive all over town, ringing the bells hoping to see the kids line up on the curb.


	I even put those happy cartoon stickers all over the sides of the hearse.