Dude! You've been sitting at that damn magic box all week...it's time you got out and did something with your life, man! Party with me tonight, we'll get you LAID for sure!
I currently receive around 20 naked jpegs a day depicting girls between the ages of 16 and 30 in positions specifically designed to keep me satisfyed between our daily live video cyber-sex sessions.
Hhh..hh...how...
...much does it cost? Only your integrity my friend, only your integrity.
