I'm pretty sure the picture's still a little crooked...
No ****ing way, dude. I put it on the wall myself. That ****er's straight as an arrow, baby.
Have you had a little too much to drink?
Not yet. I'm gonna pound this fifth of bourbon and we'll see where things go from there.
Well, it's just that the picture isn't even on the wall. As a matter fact, it's not even a picture - it's the neighbor's azalea bush, and it's nailed to the couch.
